Bukti Bahasa Jawa Lebih Efisien dari Bahasa Inggris

Dibaca : bahasa inggris = bahasa jawa

Fall backward and then hit own head. (nggeblak)

Ugly expressions because of pushing something out in the toilet. (ngeden)

Got hit by a truck that is moving backward. (kunduran trek)

Talk too much about unimportant thing. (cangkeman)

Smearing one's body with hot ointment or liquid and then massaging it. (mblonyo)

Going without notice/permission. (mlethas)

Walking without using anything. (nyeker)

Taking the longer way to get to the destination. (ngalang)

Riding an old bicycle. (ngonthel)

Falling/ tripping forward (and may hit own face). (kejlungup)

Side effect after circumcision. (gendhelen)

A small, sharp thing embedded inside one's skin. (susuben/ ketlusupen)

Spending a lot of time doing nothing. (mbathang)

Feeling uncomfortable because there is something that smells bad. (kambon)

Things getting out from a container accidentally because of gravity. (mbrojol)

Get hit by finger into the eyes. (kecolok)

Wrong sleep (head) position making the veins become neck pain. (tengeng)

Get farting from someone. (kentutan)

Do not have brain in the head. (pekok/ kenthir)

Get hit by thing collapsing on top of one's head/ body. (kambrukan/ kembrukan)

Drinking straight from the bottle without using glass, where whole bottle tip gets into the mouth. (ngokop)

Cannot open eyes because something is shining very bright. (blereng)

Cannot hold bowel movement. (ngebrok)

Ssomething coming out from one's rear end little by little. (keceret/ kecirit)

Hnging on tightly to something in order to be inert. (gondhelan )

Falling/ tripping accidentally because of a hole. (kejeglong)

Doing something without thinking about the consequences. (cenanangan)

Being overly active carelessly. (pecicilan/petakilan)

Feeling unwell because of cold temperature. (katisen)

Making too much noise, disturbing other people's sleep. (mbribeni)

Tripping over accidentally caused by wires, cloths, gowns etc. (kesrimpet)

Being alone (or with a companion) in the corner of a place/ room doing something suspicious. (mojok)

Pretend to be poor/ no money. (ngere)

Feeling dirty/afraid of something. (nggilani)

Pretend to be homeless, no money and never take shower. (nggembel)

A pyroclastic cloud that came out from a volcano. (wedus gembel)

Laughing Out Loud. (ngakak)

Playing blackberry whole day. (ngautis)

Sending blackberry messanger with blackberry. (bebean)

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Nah sekarang kita ajak si bule belajar Boso Jowo Yuuukk..!!!!!

REAL DOG NOT JUST ILLUSION = Asu Tenan

YOUR KNEES FALLING DOWN = Dengkulmu Anjlok

YES MOTHER DON'T DO THAT = Yo Mbok Ojo Ngunu

YOUR AUNTIE TEACH ABOUT THAT = Bibikmu yoh sing ngajari

SOYBEAN FLOUR = Gimbal Tempe

DANCING WITHOUT PURPOSE = Ayanen

SUDDENLY HAPPY = Moroseneng

FIREWORK DUCK = Bebek mercon

TRAINING PIGEON = Ngetren doro

YOUR GRANDPA IS A DRIVER ASSISTANT = Mbahmu kernet

NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES = Ote-ote

YOUR MOMMY PLAYING AROUND = Makmu pencilak'an

TALKING TO MUCH = Nggedabrus

YOUR MOTHER IS A GOAL KEEPER = Makmu Kiper

CRAZY EAT SHOE POLISH = Gendeng mangan semir

CHILI STICK SNACKS = Jajan biting pedes

YOUR MOMMY BEATEN BY CHICKEN = Makmu di eker-eker pitik

DRAGON EXTRAC = Nogosari

TO KETTLE = Ke-ceret

DON'T TO MILK = Ojo kesusu

MIX VEGETABLES WITH COCONUT = Urap-urap

LONG TIME NO SEE = Wes suwe picek

BRIGHT RICE = Sego padang

TOFU WITH BLACK SAUCE = Tahu petis

YOUR NOSE IS RISING = Irungmu mekrok

PUP ON PANTIES = Nggembol

DON'T CLEAR = Jangan bening

LAUGHING, I PUSH YOUR HEAD = Ngakak, Seplak ndhasmu

Manthep Jaya....!